Welcome to Cubicle Funland, the happiest place
on earth to work. Don't feel like making the trek to the bathroom? Just pee in the ballpit -- your kids do it! Speaking of which: did I ever tell you when I was a kid I used to play treasure hunter and dive to the bottom of the pit to pick up all the things other children dropped? Lots of deuces.
Thanks to Alan, who works at the fair and claims all the games are rigged. What?! Say it ain't so a-whoa-whoa! Your drug is a heartbreaker! Say it ain't so a-whoa-whoa. My love is a life-taker!