This is an excerpt from a bathroom book printed like ten years ago that states that Avatar will probably never make it to the big screen. Hoho, little did they know. That said, I never actually got around to seeing it. Does that make me cooler than you? No. But it does make me $10 richer. Suck pocket lint, peasants -- that's vinyl toy money!
Avatar: Never Gonna Happen [tosh.0]
Thanks to Shenanigans, who was convinced Jurassic Park was never going to be a movie until he was actually in the theater having his f***ing mind blown away.
What in the...? How could you have possibly screwed this up? WHY IS THE ENTERPRISE ON THE COVER? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE REVIEWS FROM? Holy shit, seasons 1-4 all in one box? Sold!
UPDATE: VHS quality video of a farmer killing chickens for six hours. 3/5 stars.
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Note: Animated gif is after the jump because, I don't know if you can tell or not, but this one ain't moving.
Haha, what do you mean that's an Aliens quote? WELL MAYBE IF THERE WASN'T AN ALIENS VS. PREDATOR FRANCHISE I WOULDN'T GET SO CONFUSED. Psyche, you know I still would... / Continue →
Allegedly Warner Bros. is being sued by a German company for taking their proprietary anti-pirating technology and using it without permission. God, and they raised such a stink when I pirated 'Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove'. You outta be ashamed. Per the Hollywood R... / Continue →