You'll Never Read Fortunes!: Avatar Prediction
This is an excerpt from a bathroom book printed like ten years ago that states that Avatar will probably never make it to the big screen. Hoho, little did they know. That said, I never actually got around to seeing it. Does that make me cooler than you? No. But it does make me $10 richer. Suck pocket lint, peasants -- that's vinyl toy money!
Avatar: Never Gonna Happen [tosh.0]
Thanks to Shenanigans, who was convinced Jurassic Park was never going to be a movie until he was actually in the theater having his f***ing mind blown away.