The KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool isn't just horribly named, it's functional. Combing the usefulness of a large screwdriver, medium screwdriver, small screwdriver, nail file, finger nail cleaner, bottle cap opener, wire cutter and tweezers, the key-sized tool (like yours!) is sure to come in handy provided you don't have a Swiss Army Knife. And it's only $10. That's cheaper than 20 candy bars! Plus it won't make you fat! But it will tear up your butthole on the way out, so don't eat it unless you have to.
Thanks to Gary, who keeps Spongebob company when he's not hanging out with that special-needs starfish.