That Must Be Some Tea!: Laser Blaster Face
Because it is my birthday and I'm itching to get my ass to the tiki bar so I can get this party started promptly at 4 when they open, this is an animated gif of a lady drinking magic tea and turning into Laser Blaster Face, hands down the sexiest of all superheroines. God, just look at those eyes -- so dreamy googly.
Miso Soup Wonky Eyed Power Laser Face Blast [obviouswinner]
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This is a VERY impressive homemade cartoon by animator Joel Furtado based on an imagined continuation of the Zelda franchise in the style of Wind Waker called The Lost Oracle. What's a lost oracle? No clue, but I did lose my monocle at the bar once. Anybody seen it? I left ... / Continue →
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This is a homemade pulse laser gun built by Patrick Priebe. The thing packs a 1-kW burst that can burn through plastic, foam and thin metals. Plus explode eyeballs. Just kidding, I don't actually know that for a fact, I'm just assuming. Although I do encourage Patrick to ma... / Continue →
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This is a video of a woman's stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT BE UNSEEN. If you don't want to watch it (which I recommend not), I'll now describe the scene as poetically as possible: HO... / Continue →
