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Study: iPhoners Have More Sexual Partners

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According to a recent study of smart phone users, people with iPhones have the most sexual partners (and VDs), followed by those with Blackberries and Androids. Non-smart phone users are all virgins.

OkCupid looked at the data hidden in the images that users uploaded as profile pictures to see which cameras were used to take them -- including smartphone cameras. With many of the site's users also having taken personality tests like "The Dating Persona Test" or "The Slut Test," which ask for a count of sexual partners, the site was able to cross-reference that data to complete the study.


In one approach, the survey sample was restricted to people aged 30. That way, differences in the usual ages of users of one smartphone type or another couldn't affect the results. Among Android users aged 30, the average man had accumulated six sexual partners in his lifetime, while the average woman had accumulated 6.1. Among BlackBerry users, the number was 8.1 for men and 8.8 for women. Male iPhone users had 10 sexual partners and female iPhone users had 12.3

Now, before all you iPhone users start tooting your own phallic little horns, don't bother. You're low-end outliers and we all know it. As a matter of fact, there's probably just one really handsome guy with an iPhone who's had sex with like eighty million dinosaurs and the rest of you are all virgins. FACE!

Hit the jump for another graph depicting number of sexual partners vs. age for the different phone users, with an unexplained increase in sexual partners after age 36. Somebody got a second wind!

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iPhone Owners Have the Most Sex Partners [mashable]

Thanks to Shenanigans, who's had sex with like 80 million women and is solely responsible for the iPhone's numbers in this study.

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