This is a video of a robot that's been programmed to match socks. And by match socks I obviously mean play with a man's dingus. If you don't believe me, just watch the video. Then try to tell me you didn't just witness the ol' two-handed tug OF PENILE DESTRUCTION. *wiener scrambling to burrow between buttcheeks for safety*
Footage of some preliminary results obtained at UC Berkeley which were compiled for Willow Garage's One-Minute PR2 Quick Start Video Contest. The PR2 is presented with two socks. It then classifies each sock as either "inside" or "outside" and flips accordingly. Once both socks are in the proper orientation, it pairs them.
Now I know what some of you are thinking, "pfft, I'd still do it." And of course you would, you probably get so little action you'd actually risk getting your twinkie torn off by a bate-bot for a single sexual experience. And that, my friends, is sad. Me? I wouldn't come near this thing! Get it? Naughty pun!
Must see pleasure-bot video after the jump.
Thanks to Ryoma, Dishy, Ohgodthey'rehe-, geerlingguy and Christopher, who are all proud members(!) of D.A.R.E.: Dingus-Abuse-Resistance-Education and do not approve of pleasure-bots.