According to 'Lisa's Wedding', the 19th episode of The Simpson's sixth season (originally aired 15 years ago on March 19th, 1995), Lisa got married today. Granted it was just a fortune-telling daydream, but I still thought it was worth mentioning. It really got me thinking, you know? Like I could write something today about an event that takes place on a particular date fifteen years from now and not a single one of us will be alive to see it happen. Hope is dead. That's the real message here.
We missed it! [funnyjunk]
Thanks to Jim, Kylanmon and Mistress Ishbo, who managed to sneak a keg of Duff out of the reception without Homer noticing.
This is a Pokemon cake and 151 original character figurines made for someone's special day. And by special day I mean marriage, just so we're not confused (in my mind you were thinking high school graduation).
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Microsoft Game Studios Software Development Engineer Ray Arifianto's soon-to-be wife had this custom USB wedding band made for him. Why? Because flash memory is the language of looooove. Psyche, it's actually COBOL C++.
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