Because if you can't trust the overweight pervert hocking dildos behind the counter at your local adult bookstore, who can you trust? Nobody: that's who.
Thanks to Jerry, who agrees the internet sucks for just about everything except meeting the love of your life.
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, come on -- it's just a series of tubes!
, i'm not convinced
, take it from the guy who changes the marquee at the adult bookstore
, the internet is overrated
, the internet sucks for pr0n