It's Like Twilight For Guys: A Vampire Novel I Could Actually Sink My Teeth Face Into
Hell yes, Fangs for the Mammaries. You know what? This really got me thinking -- we should totally start a Geekologie book club! It'll be great! We'll all read the same book for a month, then get together to drink our literary faces off and fight about it. OMG -- how about that part where the female detective that was pretending to be a vampire took her bra off and started shooting steaks out of her nipples? I know, she caught Dracula right in the heart. The vampire king brought down by a porterhouse! Haha, what do you mean, "stakes, not steaks"? Shut up-- you probably didn't even read it! Admit it -- ADMIT YOU JUST WATCHED THE MOVIE!
Fangs For The Mammaries [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Little Sam Big Slam, who writes erotic vampire fiction for a living. Just not a very good living (here -- here's $40 before your water gets cut off again).
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This is a Twilight themed engagement shoot by K&K Photography. I'm not really sure what makes it 'Twilight' themed besides 1. being in the woods 2. their outfits and 3. the brooding, uninterested looks on their faces, but I guess that's all it takes. Oh -- and lots of shadows... / Continue →
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Please note: if you're a female and into Twilight this is how guys view you, except with even more f***ed up eyebrows. This is a short video of some chick who got her dentist to make fangs out of dental composite and permanently attach them to her teeth. As you can see, they ... / Continue →
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This is the entirety of The Hobbit printed out on a single page as a decorative poster. It's available from Spineless Classics, and they have a ton of other single page book posters available too if Hobbits aren't your thing. The Secret Garden? Yep. Harry Potter And The Phi... / Continue →
