Luxury water shouldn't exist. As far as I'm concerned, there should only be two grades of water: frugal (that's brown and might make you sick), and plain. We don't need anything higher than that besides beer.
The luxury bottled water comes in five colors which represent different themes: Red (friendship), Pink (cute), yellow (heartful), green (wish) and lavender (sweet). You can buy all five for $500 or individually at $100 a pop
$100/bottle?! You could drink nothing but Magical brand unicorn milk for cheaper! I should know, I'm an authorized dealer. Just sayin' folks, $79/gallon. Note: GW not responsible for those who claim his unicorn milk is actually spoiled 2%. Those chunks contain the magic!
Hello Kitty Luxury Water [kittyhell]
Thanks to mud, who, fun fact: is just water and dirt mixed together.