Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all its toothy glory.
Well, with Discovery Channel's Shark Week over it's another 51 weeks of depression until I'm back to fantasizing about dying in the jaws of a giant shark again. I know, I should just get a DVR. Too bad that shit's like $10 extra/month. They already try to charge me $1.60/month to rent a remote! WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I MADE THEM RUN ENOUGH COAX CABLE SO I CAN SET THE BOX IN MY LAP. Who's laughing now, Time Warner?! (I think my balls are on fire)
shark week summed up in one infographic [technabob]
Thanks to Christian, who won't even go swimming in an above-ground pool now. Hey, I don't blame you.
This is an artist's rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD!) of Leviathan melvillei, a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it's powerful jaws and foot-long teeth. ZOMG -- imagine the damage you could do at In-N-Out with those thi... / Continue →
A recent study conducted by a group that I can't believe received funding for the project has determined that great white sharks hunt like human serial killers. Get a load of this freakishness:
The sharks feeding at Seal Island could have just hovered right where the seals co... / Continue →
Goblin sharks look scary as hell and are scary as hell. Sure they're only a couple feet long, but they're uglier than my sister and have tons of sharp little teeth. Watch the video around 0:20 to see how it's mouth comes out of its face Aliens style to munch on dude's arm. A... / Continue →