This is Maslow's Heirarchy of Robot Needs as imagined by artist/Flickr user lunchbreath. Jesus that smells onion-y aside, he was right on the money with the hierarchy. It's true: robots strive to destroy humans, it's in their DNA. Or, you know, whatever the hell robots have. Metal peckers.
Thanks to JustGil, who may have just renamed his band JustGil and the Metal Peckers. I want a cut of ticket sales!
IT'S A TRAP! KILL THEM BOTH AND CHECK THE BODIES AFTER!
Hint: they say the eyes are the window to one's soul. And robots, as we all know, are soulless death machines.
Which One is the Robot? [gizmodo]
Thanks to 42 y/o undead warlock, who blasted them both with Magic Missil... / Continue →
Seen here laying down some fresh beats, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak believes we've already lost the war on robotics and humans will be little more more than robots' pets (read: sex slaves) in the future. Wonderful, wonderful news. *chugging the Kool-Aid*
"We're already c... / Continue →
Robot-ethicists are demanding a retuning of Asimov's laws of robotics, which they believe are too simple and do not take into account just how badly robots want to kill us all.
"If you build artificial intelligence but don't think about its moral sense or create a conscious se... / Continue →