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Graph Depicting When Firefox's 'Private Mode' Is Activated. Alternatively, When Do Guys Play With Themselves?

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Ever wonder what time of the day people opt for "private" internet browsing? Well wonder no more thanks to these graphs depicting what times and for how long Firefox users lurk for pr0n in private mode. Me? Nonstop.

The Mozilla Firefox metrics blog just published detailed data about what times of the day Firefox users switch over to private browsing mode (a.k.a. porn mode) and for how long. The results probably won't surprise you.


They identified four daily spikes in usage.

The first is around lunchtime, then there's another right after people get home from work around 5:00 PM. Then there's a spike around 10:00 PM and a final, smaller one a couple hours after midnight.

"Haha, you dirty little wankers!" aside, I'm a firm believer in not doing anything online you wouldn't feel comfortable doing on a library computer in front of everyone. Which -- you'd still masturbate, wouldn't you? Same.

Hit the jump for the graph depicting how long people typically spend in private mode.

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