This is a little gallery of make-believe Facebook updates made by PokÃ©mon monsters. Or maybe they're real, I don't know. Just because you've never seen a PokÃ©mon in real life doesn't mean they don't exist, amirite? No, I'm not. Otherwise we'd all believe in leprechauns despite no empirical evidence besides that time I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a really small handful of gold coin chocolates in my ass. I wasn't even after your lucky charms, little man!
Hit the jump for four more.