Note: Full-res version HERE in case you think reading the words is gonna help this all make sense. You're gonna be disappointed!
At first I didn't even notice the cross on Optimus's head. Now I can't not see it. My God's no robot! Anyway, when I was a kid it didn't take Transformer marketing to get me to go to church. Just free snacks afterward. Mmmm, jelly-filled donut holes. Which -- OMG -- they should totally start using for communion! Just sayin', body and blood in one bite. Genius award: I'll accept it now.
Thanks to Chubo, who took the picture and noted there was a suspiciously large number of oil leak spots in the parking lot.