DO WANT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Pepper
This is a home grown green bell pepper that, by the hand of God, looks (and maybe tastes) just like one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I think it looks like Michelangelo, this will of course be shipped overnight USPS, bid now its only a three day auction.
It sits right now in a vacuum sealed bag, can be frozen if you like.
First of all, I think it's pretty obvious that's Raphael and not Michelangelo. And secondly, what's all this "can be frozen" business? Are you out of your mind? YOU CAN'T PUT A TURTLE IN THE FREEZER! They're cold blooded. Get it?! Because they always reject my advances!
Thanks to OneEyedJamie, who lost an eye battling cucumber Shredder.