This is monster truck golf cart. Or maybe it's more of a fore-wheeler golf cart. See what I did there? I thought you would! Pfft, and your parents said you were slow. I'm serious, they really told me that. Also that you're a virgin. Okay that one I actually believe aside, just look at this thing. It has racing seats. Plus -- PLUS -- a red windscreen. That's not something you see everyday! Unless you work at a red windscreen shop, in which case, Jesus, that's probably the saddest thing I've ever heard. Well, that coupled with the whole virgin thing.