Ah, The Memories: Oregon Trail, The Movie
This is a well-made faux trailer for Oregon Trail, the movie. For those of you that don't know, Oregon Trail was an awesome educational computer game made back in the mid-70's with graphics that rival Crysis and a storyline that could make Final Fantasies VII and X take turns(!) tugging each other's peripherals. That said, if anybody does end up making a full-length Oregon Trail and you're actually thinking about seeing it, I'll go ahead and save you $10. Everyone dies of dysentery. Hoho -- bet you didn't see that one coming! *UPPERCUT* Haha, or that one. I'm gonna wear your teeth on a charm bracelet!
Thanks to Martin, who regularly sends me tips from Iwatchstuff because he thinks I'm special needs. Thanks Martin, I am is the thing. And to BigRye, who tried fording the river when he knew he shouldn't.