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Batman: Vigilante Superhero Or Taco Thief?

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This is a video of Batman swooping down out of nowhere to abscond with some poor bastard's tacos right at the moment of drive-thru window handoff. The Caped Crusader reduced to taco theft, I never thought I'd see the day. Coming out of the closet with Robin sure, but stealing another man's Fire sauce? That's cold, Batman. Mr. Freeze cold. And speaking of cold -- did you know if you put your sleeping roommate's hand in cold water he'll form ice crystals in his bladder? Okay, so I made that up. But if you put a screwdriver in his hand and tickle his nose he will put an eye out!

Hit the jump for Burrito Wayne in action.

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Thanks to conor and Petra, who have never stolen anything from a fast food restaurant except used fryer oil. Why you little bio-diesel devils.

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