Yes For Real: Fake Eyelashes For Your Car

Carlashes are eyelashes for your car (to compliment the thong). They're $25/pair (plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner"), and aimed at the women who...
August 27, 2010

Move Over, Paula Deen!: Deep-Fried Beer

That's right folks, deep-fried beer pockets. Finally, a reason to live again! Ever since the inauguration five years ago of the Big Tex Choice Awards at the...
August 27, 2010

I Like Turtles!: Memes, The Infographic

Note: This is a long one. Full-length graphic HERE. Did you know meme rhymes with dream? I did not. I always thought it was pronounced yo momma!...
August 26, 2010

The Story Of My Life In Zelda T-Shirt Form

This is a t-shirt designed by BattleTankBob that's up for voting with the hope that Threadless will actually print them. Which, if they did, I'd probably buy....
August 26, 2010

Oh Hai Samus!: Sweet Live-Action Metroid Ad

This is an awesome live-action commercial for Metroid: Other M, which is dropping next week on the Wii. What's the other M? MOTHERBRAIN! Or maybe just mother....
August 26, 2010

Now That's A Niche Market: Zombie Dildos

WARNING: NSFW uncensored shot after the jump cannot be unseen I don't care how much you drink (I'm already past a gallon and can still see them...
August 25, 2010

Portland Bike Lane Gets Mario Kart Treatment

Some unknown Mario Kart lover went and spraypainted symbols from the game in one of Portland's bike lanes. Why? Cause that shit's poppin', son! Almost makes me...
August 25, 2010

Camper For One, Please: Bufalino Concept

The Bufalino, designed by Cornelius Comanns (great name) is a little three-wheeled camper made for a single person. Or two if you like things cozy. Like, really...
August 24, 2010

Deadly Deliciousness: Ninjabread Cookies

Ninjabread Men are ninja-shaped cookie cutters from Fred & Friends so you can stage little cookie fights in your highchair while mommy fixes dinner. Just don't knock...
August 24, 2010

GAH, SO MAD: Woman Puts Kitty In Trashcan

This is closed circuit security footage of some evil-ass witch petting a kitten named Lola on the sidewalk before dropping the cat in a trashcan and scurrying...
August 24, 2010

Flamethrower + Trombone = Flamebone?

This is a video of some guy about to set his parents' living room ablaze with his homemade flamethrowing trombone (don't be jealous, Lady GaGa!). And yes,...
August 23, 2010

Marvel Characters As Mega Men Characters

Note: This is only a few of the characters, click HERE to see the entire wide-ass graphic with a ton more sprite-y superheroes. DeviantARTist suzuran went and...
August 23, 2010

Gotta Friend 'Em All!: Pokémons On Facebook

This is a little gallery of make-believe Facebook updates made by Pokémon monsters. Or maybe they're real, I don't know. Just because you've never seen a Pokémon...
August 23, 2010

It Just Makes Sense: Ken's Fish Hadouken

This is Ken from the Street Fighter franchise conjuring up a very special hadouken for an unsuspecting fisherman. It actually makes perfect sense if you think about....
August 23, 2010