Nap AND Look Cool With The Snazzy Napper

The Snazzy Napper is a real-ass product that, despite the name, isn't really very snazzy (Bedazzle that shit, God!). What it is is a piece of cheap...
August 20, 2010

Where Were You On This, MacGyver?

The KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool isn't just horribly named, it's functional. Combing the usefulness of a large screwdriver, medium screwdriver, small screwdriver, nail file, finger nail cleaner, bottle...
August 20, 2010

When Fanboy/Fangirl Unite: An iPad Wedding

These are pictures from some couple's wedding. Whose? Katie and Aaron's. What's so special about Katie and Aaron? Their wedding ceremony (link NSFW) was officiated entirely by...
August 19, 2010

Surprised, Why Am I Not?: Star Wars Yoga

These are a few Star Wars themed yoga poses because, dammit, a Jedi doesn't stay limber huffing The Force alone. No, they have to actually exercise to...
August 19, 2010

Cool, Now Walk The Dog: Crazy YoYo Guy

Seen here doing things with a yo-yo I never thought possible (haha, no, not making it look cool), Jensen Kimmitt won the 2010 World YoYo contest with...
August 18, 2010

BOOM!: iPad Not Shotgun Blast Survivable

According to this dumb-as-f*** ad for tax-preparer FreeTaxUSA.com, paying too much for tax preparation is a lot like an iPad getting blasted with a shotgun. Great analogy,...
August 18, 2010

Mmmm, Meaty Skin-y: The KFC 'Skinwich'

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is allegedly testing a new sandwich at select stores. What kind of sandwich? Try "5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun...
August 18, 2010

Gotta Burn 'Em All!: Ugly-Ass Pokémons

Note: Full-res version HERE. With faces like that you lil monsters can't really blame your parents for abandoning you. Just sayin', one time I saw a cat...
August 17, 2010

You Did It So, So Wrong: Anti-Evolution Fail

*facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes,...
August 17, 2010

Pew Pew Pew!: Full-Scale TIE Interceptor

This is a full-scale TIE Interceptor on display at the recent Star Wars Celebration V. Thank God I wasn't there, because I don't care how many Storm...
August 16, 2010

Oh -- You Wanted To See My Birthday Cake?

In case you haven't seen it because you're not a fan of Geekologie on Facebook (and therefore missing out on all the important life-lessons I have to...
August 16, 2010

Road Rage!: Custom Shoryuken Vanity Plate

This is a custom 'Shoryuken' vanity plate (most definitely this guy's) spotted by Jonah Ray while leaving the Weird Al concert Friday night at the Orange County...
August 16, 2010

Is This The World's Longest Email Address?

Allegedly this is the world's longest active email address. Except it's not because I have the world's longest active email address. Plus tongue. Please send all future...
August 16, 2010

Bacon Is Good For Me, The Infographic

Note: I had to cut the graphic to make room for my bulging belly biceps, click HERE to see the whole thing. Just like the little fat...
August 16, 2010