Want to look like Dr. Manhattan from 'Watchmen'? Here's what you do: find a magic lamp. Then ask the genie to blow up your wiener like
2X 6X, and paint it blue. BOOM -- it's like you're fighting crime already. Oh, and you're gonna need these contacts. Available from King of Swords for $60 a pair, the non-prescription lenses will last over a year with "occasional use". That means you can't wear them to work every day. Casual Fridays, sure, BUT YOU BETTER NOT FORGET THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT.
Thanks to Lindsay, who just painted a pair of regular contacts white. Smart.