You'd think a company selling a $20K diamond-encrusted iPhone would be able to come up with a better looking picture. But what do I know?
I'm just a man with limited Photoshop skills who's selling Bedazzled iPhones to stupid rich people. These phones are the shit, that's what!
Jeweler/gadget-monger Stuart Hughes is selling diamond-encrusted iPhone 4 devices for $20,000 -- but order quickly, as only 50 of these devices will be made.
These gaudy gadgets come unlocked "for worldwide use" and absolutely sparkling with 6.5 carats of VVS quality, F-color diamonds and a complimentary carrying case made of ostrich foot. The back of the device features a solid platinum and diamond version of the Apple logo.
Ostrich foot -- WTF?! Do the ostriches have to run on stumps until they grow back? What do you mean, "they're not f***ing starfish, GW"? WHAT AREN'T YOU TELLING ME?!
Thanks to Shenanigans, who -- I couldn't have said it better myself.