I though I'd take a second out of my
busy schedule laying in bed to wish you all a happy and safe fourth of July. So get out there and grill something or whatever the hell people do to celebrate. And before you goobers begin the America trolling, remember: some countries don't even have fireworks. Have a great fourth everybody and I'll be back tomorrow. Possibly from the hospital!
Be safe (you only get 10 fingers),
The Geekologie Writer
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