Apparently this Hot Wheels Invisible Jet toy began life as an April Fools' joke but I don't remember hearing about it because I don't even know if I remembered to take my vitamins this morning. At any rate, it became a Comic-Con exclusive and suckers lined up to pay $5 for the empty box (it just looks like there's a plane inside because of the molded plastic packaging), and now the things are selling like hotcakes on eBay. I swear, people will collect anything. Which reminds me. Hello, Japan? I'm in the market for some -- how should I put this -- orn-way anties-pay. Huh? Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. WORN PANTIES DAMMIT! YOU'VE GOT EM AND I WANT EM!