The Pug Who Barked 'Batman': Stop Crying Wolf Or He Won't Come When We Need Him!
This is Teddy Almond Turtle, my mama's Pug Dog. Ted enjoys baked beans, red capsicum, apples and Bat Man. waaahhhh
Teddy Almond Turtle, really? HE IS NEITHER BEAR NOR NUT NOR TEENAGE MUTANT. You'd think being born with a face a mother didn't hesitate to turn her back on would be disadvantage enough, but nooooooo. Wait -- did that say he likes beans, capsicum and apples? God, can you even imagine what that dog's ass smells like? I can't but Chloe's licking her lips about it!
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