That's No Moon, It's Dessert!: Deathstar Cookie
This is a giant cookie decorated to look like the Deathstar. Want to bake your own? Cool, here's what you do: 1) Make a big-ass ball of cookie dough and put it in the oven. 2) Poke it with a toothpick and lightly press it with a knife halfway through baking. 3) Pull it out of the oven and 4) realize what a terrible f***ing job you've done. 5) Ask your mommy to make you a better one but 6) eat all the remaining dough before she can so that you can 7) gloat about how much better yours turned out. 8) Get kicked out of the basement.
HOWTO Make a Death Star Cookie [boingboing]
Thanks to David B., who once bit the head off an Ewok cookie and didn't even feel bad about it. Cold blooded!