Hoversharks: Fill The Oceans With Concrete!
Between the oil spills and hoversharks, I propose we go ahead fill the oceans with concrete. Not only will we never have to worry about tsunamis, but -- OMG, I JUST SOLVED THE OVERCROWDING PROBLEM! There, uh, was a population overcrowding problem, right? Who cares, I'm walking to China!
Thanks to Christopher, who I'm pretending is Mr. Walken to boost my self-esteem. Loved you in King of New York!