Super Mario Leftovers (What, No Cold Pizza?): The Characters That Didn't Make The Cut

Remember Super Mario Crossover -- the Super Mario Bros you can play as different characters? Well like all great things, there's always some stuff that has to be cut out of the final product. Take the book I wrote for example: it's nothing but a dust jacket. But did that stop it from making the New York Time's Bestseller list? Of course it did -- this isn't f***ing Fantasyland, moron.
Hit it for the worthwhile minute-and-a-half.
super mario bros. leftovers: the characters that didn't make the cut [technabob]
Thanks to christina, who's pissed Bomberman didn't even make the 'didn't make the cut' list.
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