Quick Draw Kitty:
Jack Cat In The Box
Because it's the Friday before a holiday weekend and I haven't stopped drinking since Cinco de Mayo '94, here comes a video of a cat in a box that attacks with lightning-fast reflexes if you get too close. Hello, Pentagon? Yeah, it's the Geekologie Writer again. WAIT -- don't hang up! I think I just solved the war on terror. Please, just hear me out: I think you should let me carry a bazooka.
Hit it for the fastest cat you ever did see.