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Not So Funny Now Is It?!: Mario Gets Karma'd

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Fed up with Mario constantly tossing his brethren around like expendable weapons, Koopa takes a stand and gives the plumber a taste of his own medicine. And I'm not talking mushrooms either, although I did eat some at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and watched a bus turn into an accordion. I also saw a dinosaur, snake-woman and vampire, but I was way too crunk to f***/marry/kill anything.

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Thanks to Joshua, who once beat Toad to death with another Toad and then ate both their heads. Gotdamn Hannibal!

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