These are super-secret spy shots taken from inside Apple's $100 million iPhone testing facility. Okay so they're not actually secret, Apple released them today. Unless you wanna pretend they're super-secret spy shots, in which case that spy was me and I did that shit James Bond style plus a bunch of voluptuous-ass womens afterward. No, no I didn't either. I accidentally shot myself in the leg Plaxico Burress style and was propositioned by a toothless whore on the bus ride to Cupertino. Me being a much classier version of Bond aside, it's sad as shit when your $100 million testing facility releases a phone that loses its signal when you hold it wrong. Just sayin', you could have tested that shit in my closet.
Thanks to the blue batter, Christopher and Jessica, who all have assistants who hold their phones for them and won't hesitate to fire them if they drop a call (or the phone in a toilet).