Nice, But It Could Still Use A 'If You Can Read This, War Machine Fell Off' Patch On The Back: Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Leathers/Costume
Wanna look like Iron Man while you're riding your motorcycle? First things first: you're gonna need a motorcycle. And no, your scooter doesn't count. You couldn't even pull off a Tin Man costume riding that deathtrap.
The latest motorcycle suit inspired by a comic book movie puts you in Tony Stark's Iron Man 2 armor -- complete with a glowing chest arc reactor -- for just $1,100.
"We've replicated the visual effect of Iron Man's armor," said David Pea, owner of UD Replicas, which previously released suits based on The Dark Knight and X2. "From the neck down, every single detail is form-molded leather, and has presented us with a fantastic creative challenge.""Each Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit ... incorporates a chest arc reactor made of highly reflective, light-sensitive material that glows when light hits it. The Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit also incorporates removable CE-approved body armor; gloves with built-in, antiskid Kevlar in the leather lining of the palms.
Yeah, I dunno. As cool as it would be to ride a crotch rocket with an Iron Man suit on, I'm gonna have to pass. You see, Mr. Stark has already promised to show me the new suit he's been working on. Ready when you are, Tony! Hoho, it's a birthday suit, I get it! (Keep that crime-fighting penis away from me)
Hit the jump for a shot from the rear and a link to the product page if you're actually this ridiculous.
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Photos: Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit (Suitcase Not Included) [wired]
Thanks to Uncle_FUJ, who rides his motorcycle shirtless because the man knows chick dig road rash. Just don't lose your nipples. Women don't go for guys with no nipples.
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