This is a Chinese news animation of the whole iPhone 4 fiasco being played out from lost prototype to recent press conference addressing the phone's booboo antenna problem. Plus Steve Jobs steals Bill Gates' Darth Vader helmet after a lightsaber battle, which makes perfect sense if you don't really think about it. Jobs beating Gates in a duel? Pfft, this ain't Fantasy Island! Is it? It isn't (you can tell cause I'm not wading pube-deep in dinosaurs).
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Thanks to PsycOrN and swimming with dolphins, one of which is therapeutic, the other of which will murder you in your sleep with his face painted like a clown. Stay away from me, dolphins! And to Evil Jim and Uncle_FUJ, who refuse to watch news that isn't in cartoon form.