Jul 5 2010In Honor Of The 4th: Pizza, The American Way

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In honor of celebrating America's independence yesterday and my being released from jail without having to spend the entire night (4 AM), here's a pizza made the American way. What's the American way? Try two McDonalds cheeseburgers, an order of nuggets and a box of fries, all covered in a delicious layer of melted cheese. Pfft, and you thought the hotdogs you grilled yesterday were good. Your taste buds don't know shit about deliciousness! Hello? Who is this? My heart? Haha, what do you mean you're attacking? Attacking wha-- GAAAH!!

Hit the jump for a photo-tutorial of the pizza-making process, along with a mandatory shot of the pizza with a firearm (U-S-A!).

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America: Fuck Yeah (Food Edition) [pbh3]

Thanks to nilbog, which is actually goblin backwards. YOU CAN'T TRICK ME YOU LITTLE IMP!

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Delicious.

I'll take 2, and a heart attack.

This meal is so manly eating it will make you pregnant or cause your cock to grow 2x as large.

Fuck no.

Nothing to do with this nasty post, but I'm so sick of purposelessly sending GW news tips. I'm going to pre-emptively call that this will be up in no less than three weeks: http://www.behance.net/gallery/ALT1977-WE-ARE-NOT-TIME-TRAVELERS/545221

In the meantime,practice your OLD typing really fast (but not too fast or god forbid you miss the sage FIRST)

The American way indeed. Get at fat as possible so you can get a handicapped tag and park closer to the food!

FAIL.

What's the gun for?

I like the picture of the pizza with the handgun. Are you supposed to guess which one is more lethal???

and @4 wtf are you talking about. go F yourself.

Pizza? now that is what I call a Taco!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/75436/

@6 it kill yourself befire the pizza does.

WTF, no bueno, a good pizza is an iguana or grasshoper pizza like the ones we have in Mexico!!

If only I had some Barbeque dippin sauce..... and maybe a giant Dr. Pepper to wash it down. OH WAIT!! There they are.

Definately going to be making one of those...

Make sure you get a diet coke or you will get fat

cow bell

I saw this picture the first time I logged into America Online in 1996

Is it so wrong that i would rather like one of these?!

This looks delicious and nutritious...

Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[ S E E K C O U G AR (C 0 /M)_]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

HAHAHAH! I love the pistol and the gently burning candle in the last shot. Priceless.

All these comments and no one asks why the GW was in jail.


Gw, if you indeed were in jail, why didn't you break down the walls with your schlong?

omg......that actually looks delicious

SAD

Guns, knives, and all weapons are 'merkin and free and the measuring tape implies fatness. Come on.

puke

That is disgusting.

this is Russian Stuff, American copying everything xD

Yuck

Mmmmm i'd like to taste this but you forgot the essantial ...... BACON!!!!!

wtf? I always eat with a firearm by my side, wouldn't want anyone steeling my mofo fries.

Where's the bacon????

I haven't figured out if I'm horrified or intrigued by this yet.....

This yank pizza had potential, NEEDS AMERICAN CHEESE.

The only reason this pizza bothers me is because of it's lack of symmetry.
There are many better ways to construct this doom pizza.

im SO hungry now

Who cares!!! My goat thinks the same with me. It- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site[ G O A T F U C K ER (C 0 /M)_]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Goats, or Older Women and Younger Goats, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

@31 I thought I was the only one. It looks delicious but the lack of symmetry bugs me. I hate irrationality...or somethin'

Junk food is great, but DAMN SON! No way.

The most ironic thing is that we´ve had hamburger and fries pizza for a long time where i live in sweden

I love The World Cup! World Cup is about sportsmanship. My boyfriend and i both think so. He is a sexy rich man,lol. I know him via
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I love The World Cup! World Cup is about sportsmanship. My boyfriend and i both think so. He is a sexy rich man,lol. I know him via
************ Rich meeting.C/O/M ****************

I love The World Cup! World Cup is about sportsmanship. My boyfriend and i both think so. He is a sexy rich man,lol. I know him via
************ Rich meeting.C/O/M ****************

Dear dear... I feel my heart giving in.

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ilu,GEEKOLOGYWRITER

It really looks good and arrange in a unique way. Most of the Americans like this only. Pizza is most favourite item for them and they have their own unique style to prepare and represent it.

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I have the same plates and bowls

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