Jul 2 2010I'll Stab You!: The Spork Multi-Purpose Tool


If there's one thing I love, it's huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multi-purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do? Oh I don't know -- besides CUT THROUGH HUMAN BONE! Just kidding.

The Eat'N Tool was invented by NYC designer Liong Mah. While it looks like a spork at first glance, it's really so much more. It's also a bottle opener, perfect for popping open a brewski at the end of a long day of hiking. It's a screwdriver for quick fixes to your equipment or a pry tip for opening canisters. It also includes three metric wrench reliefs (10 mm, 8 mm, 6 mm), and a carabiner.

Okay I'm sorry but I lost it after realizing the thing's called Eating Tool. Which, admit it -- we've all done one time or another. Except me. You're the gay ones here.

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One Spork Multitool To Rule Them All [gizmodo]

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Thats bad-ass! Want!

Damn, already out of stock!

Cuz you never know when you are going to want to eat a bowl of cerial while drinking a beer in the woods.

The picture on the bottom right with two berries in the spork is fucking priceless. "MMMM healthy" - lmao

Too bad it doesn't come with built-in nail clippers for the hand model.


Aw Man, they're all gone! AND, you made me go to ThinkGeek, which I'm not supposed to touch due to gadget addiction 12 step program!! DAMN YOU!!!

Update, now available on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Columbia-River-Knife-Tool-CRKT/dp/B0030IRKHA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1278093421&sr=8-1

lol nice

o thx #5

@5 no you shut the fuck up and #13 you're next

Spork+Bottle Opener->Sporkle Opener->Sporkle

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sort of want?

CRKT = favorite outdoor tool company
Spork = best utensil ever

CRKT + Spork = ZOMG!

FINALLY. Now I can screw AND eat!

I see no screwdriver... where the hell is it?

The screwdriver is that little nubbin by the carabiner

Hehe. Nubbin....

I already have one

This is perfect for when I'm climbing walls with vacuums and I'm no where close to the top and bottom and get a craving for a beer. I hate when that happens, I'm scaling the wall of a bank and I get so parched...or somethin'

f'ing sporks, how do they work?

looks like the Predator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz8QC2Ng3Vs

this is unbelievably old

In the photo above, the spork in the dudes hand has no metric reliefs. Maybe he got the pirated chinese version.

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who eats and metric wrenches at the same time? How about a built in straw? toothpick? knife at least? Other things to help aid you when you're "Eat'N"?

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