I'll Stab You!: The Spork Multi-Purpose Tool
If there's one thing I love, it's
huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multi-purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do? Oh I don't know -- besides CUT THROUGH HUMAN BONE! Just kidding.
The Eat'N Tool was invented by NYC designer Liong Mah. While it looks like a spork at first glance, it's really so much more. It's also a bottle opener, perfect for popping open a brewski at the end of a long day of hiking. It's a screwdriver for quick fixes to your equipment or a pry tip for opening canisters. It also includes three metric wrench reliefs (10 mm, 8 mm, 6 mm), and a carabiner.
Okay I'm sorry but I lost it after realizing the thing's called Eating Tool. Which, admit it -- we've all done one time or another. Except me. You're the gay ones here.