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I'll Stab You: BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt

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The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener. I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender, but I could be wrong. But you're so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface!

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BeerBot Shirt Gets Your Bottles Open [uberreview]

Thanks to sara, who knows the best way to drink beer is straight from the barley's boobie. Wheat's teat?

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