I'll Stab You: BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt
The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener. I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender, but I could be wrong. But you're so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface!
Thanks to sara, who knows the best way to drink beer is straight from the barley's boobie. Wheat's teat?