I know all about Greek mythology because I've played through the entire God of War series twice, so I'm practically an expert. Sometimes the producers of Jeopardy even call me to make sure they've got their facts right. Having Alex Trebek's home phone number on speed dial aside, Herpes was the Greek messenger of the gods and wore a pair of sweet-ass winged shoes. Me? I prefer flip-flops.
Designed by Jeremy Scott, these 'Wings 2.0' will be available from the Adidas online store beginning August 10th. Which, I don't know if you remember or not, is two days before my birthday. AND I WANT THESE SHOES.
I believe I can fly
I believe I can jump clear over this guy
Think about it every night and day
Spread my wing shoes and uh-oh --
Not flying as high as I would have hoped
BOOM -- face-full of crotch!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the flying shoes.