Jul 30 2010How To: Hide Your Lady-Toe With Camelflage

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Camelflage panties are women's underwear with a piece of plastic (or something) sewn into the crotch that prevents the panties from forming a highly undesirable camel-toe (similar to the Cuchini). Wait -- those aren't cool anymore?! *untapes wiener from between buttcheeks* Per customer testimonial:

I am OBSESSED with my panties and will be ordering more next week. Two pairs just won't cut it with my workout schedule....I love my Camelflage!!! Thanks to you, the guys at the gym were staring at the games on TV and not at my crotch!!!! Also, it protects the lady parts on the bike seat.

Whoa whoa whoa -- BIKE SEATS HAVE LADY PARTS?! I may never drive again!

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Thanks to BanAna, who doesn't need Camelflage because she invented an invisibility cloak. Well damn, smarty pants!

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Reader Comments

NICE! camel toe be gone!

MOOSEKNUCKLE!!

NOOOO this make watch the vag walk by now have no meaning

We must destroy this evil brothers!

"CamelFlage" priceless.

Girls! Don't fall into this!! Free your camel toe!

What's gonna be next, you're gonna wear turtle neck to hide your cleavage?

awh man :(

If a girl is hot, camel toe doesn't change that. It's character!

just encase your bodies in concrete.

i weep for the future.

I though girls had pen1ses.

Depending on the woman, a camel-toe can be hot imho

It also helps that the "with camelflage" picture is in front of a white wall, versus the without pic that offers the contrast of a different, darker wall.

i call shenanigans

It also helps that the "with camelflage" picture is in front of a white wall, versus the without pic that offers the contrast of a different, darker wall.

i call shenanigans

I bet they made a prosthetic camel toe for this picture, either that or this girl has LIPS OF STEEL!

But but but... i just ordered a two-way... :(

According to Wikipedia:

"The causes of cameltoe are not always obvious.[4][5]"

My life is all about camel toe. A flat vagina means a loss of your identity.

Second one's obviously photoshop. Girls don't hide yo' thing. Unless its all bumpy, warty and oozing.

This product is shit. I told my wife to try it and it was terrible didn't do a damn thing, she practically swallowed it whole.

So Where is their solution for the dreaded Mooseknuckle, huh?

Pretty sure this was on Howard Stern a year or more ago...

This product is shit. I told my wife to try it and it was terrible didn't do a damn thing, she practically swallowed it whole.

So Where is their solution for the dreaded Mooseknuckle, huh?

...and where is the solution for the dreaded MAN TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@22

Don't you mean the "manmal toe?

Anybody else getting horny from that first pic?

Hot and no No camel toe? no date.. how could i know you are a chick??

Sure, if you are like over overweight, please use it!!!! Overweight chicks + camel toe.... Fugly!!!!

the biggest piece of bullshit.

i love those cute little bumps.
this is like hammering the crap out of a cute little bunny.
like poring hot oil on a butterfly.
like smashing a baby's face in only because it's noticeably cute.

damn designer. he should rot on chains.

GRAB A BOARD AND GO PROTEST AGAINST THIS SINFULNESS !!!

JIHAD TO CAMELFLAGE SATANIC DOGS!!!

why ruin a perfectly good toe?

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