Fingernails: I have no idea why we have them. I do know women use them to accessorize and attract the opposite sex by painting them bright colors, but there's gotta be more to it than that, right? Because if that's their only purpose, why do men have them too? Riddle me that, nipples! Life's deepest, darkest mysteries aside, these are some Star Trek themed nails. Not bad, huh? TOO BAD YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THAT PINKIE! Get it? Red-shirt joke! Here comes another: what did one red-shirt say to the other? Nothing -- they were both f***ing dead already.
boldly going where no nail has gone before.. [attackedastoria]
Thanks to janiepants, who's smart enough to never wear red on a space mission. Smart thinking janie, but I wouldn't mess with pink either.
One does not simply walk into the nail salon. "GW? That was terrible." I know, I know, I'm gonna tie a steak to my leg and run through the pound.
This is a series of geeky nail art by cuticle lover/DeviantARTist KayleighOC. Most of them are entirely impractical if you ever... / Continue →
Seen here looking like the sort of thing you hope to find hanging from the ceiling fan (plus a girl in your bed yelling "TURTLE POWER!"), a $35 custom-painted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bra from Etsy seller sceeneshoes stares at you with its googly eyes. Don't the eyeballs ki... / Continue →
This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit... / Continue →