It's Easy!: How To Become A Superhero

Just follow one of these simple steps. Me? I'm going to find Mjolnir AND learn magic. You think that'll make me a super-superhero? Because I'm not against...
July 30, 2010

How To: Hide Your Lady-Toe With Camelflage

Camelflage panties are women's underwear with a piece of plastic (or something) sewn into the crotch that prevents the panties from forming a highly undesirable camel-toe (similar...
July 30, 2010

Sticky Business: Packing Tape Spider Web

This is a giant-ass spider web made entirely out of packing tape. Like, nothing else. No glue, no popsicle sticks, no rubber bands, just packing tape. Packing...
July 30, 2010

Porsche Producing $650K Spyder 918 Hybrid

So Porsche has decided to go forward and produce the Spyder 918 hybrid, which, up until now, was strictly conceptual. Did I mention it'll cost around $650,000?...
July 29, 2010

Pew Pew Pew!: Starcraft LEGO Stop-Motion

As many of you may know because you haven't slept since its release on Tuesday, Starcraft II was just released. And what better way to celebrate than...
July 29, 2010

Awesome: Flamethrower Vs. Fire Extinguisher

This is an amazingly well-shot music video of a flamethrower vs. fire extinguisher battle for the Dancing Pigeon's 'Ritalin'. God, I can't even count how many of...
July 28, 2010

Drink Up!: Booze May Help Fight Arthritis

In the best news I've heard since screwing dinos helps prevent wrinkles, drinking alcohol may help battle rheumatoid arthritis. Did you hear that, gramps? I said, "TAKE...
July 28, 2010

When Good LEGOs Go Bad: Tattooed Minifigs

This is a series of ads designed by the Barcelona-based Grey Agency for Pilot's Extra-Fine tipped pens. In case you can't see straight because you drank from...
July 27, 2010

Magic!: Seven Secret Keys Guard The Internet

I'm bein' for real yo! In case of catastrophic interweb meltdown, seven people across the globe have magical keys (possibly carved from witch's tits) that can reboot...
July 27, 2010

Mommy, Where Do Tetris Blocks Come From?

You thought they were made in a factory, didn't you? Well they kind of are. THE ALIEN PAIN FACTORY! That's right -- tetrominoes are actually Space Invader...
July 27, 2010

LOLWUT?!: Nokia's Questionably New Slogan

I think it's actually supposed to read, "concocting poopie", which makes a lot more sense because that's exactly what Nokia does. That said, my first cell phone...
July 27, 2010