Airport Closes After UFO Spotted In China

Apparently air traffic control at Xiaoshan Airport in China spotted a UFO on radar and was forced to divert flights until E.T. phoned the f*** home. Arcing...
July 9, 2010

Why Geeks Are Better At Sex, A List

This is a list somebody wrote allegedly explaining why geeks make superior lovers (which is 100% true). Some of the reasons I agree with, but most of...
July 8, 2010

OM NOM NOM!: Candwich Canned Sanwiches

You know what the problem with sandwiches is? They're too hard to transport. What they need to do is invent specially-sized bags to tote them around in....
July 8, 2010

No Playing With Your Food!: Mario Chess Cake

DeviantARTist Anafuji went and made this Mario-themed chess cake for somebody's birthday. Or maybe a retirement party. Or just for fun. I don't actually know, but I...
July 8, 2010

Plastic PEWs!: Stop-Motion LEGO Shootout

This is a video of a stop-motion LEGO shootout. If I didn't know better, I'd swear it was pulled straight from a scene in a Hollywood blockbuster....
July 7, 2010

Sexy: Neanderthals Had Popeye-Like Arms

According to a recent report, Neanderthals had giant, Popeye-like right arms, possibly due in part to an all-meat diet. I call the heart! Remains of an early...
July 7, 2010

Darth Vader + Steve Buscemi = Darth Buscemi

Steve Buscemi, best known for reminding everyone of the creepy uncle they don't feel comfortable being left alone with, is one interesting looking fellow. And by interesting...
July 6, 2010

Twilight Eclipse Claims Moviegoer's Life

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's fallen head-over-heels for a twinkly-ass vampire only to find out that, not only is he pretending his hardest not to...
July 5, 2010