You Ran Over My Tricycle!: The Monster Bike
Note: Video is after the jump because that tire is just too damn big for the front page.
Sure we've all heard of monster trucks, but have you ever heard of a monster bike? Oh you have, have you? Well aren't you special! And not the good kind either. Sorry I don't know why I'm so ornery this morning. But if I had to guess I'd say it probably has something to do with SLEEPING IN THE F***ING HALLWAY USING MY WELCOME MAT AS A BLANKET BECAUSE I LOST MY APARTMENT KEY. This is all your fault somehow, I know it. Hell yes I'm plotting revenge! You're gonna be sorry I ever went out drinking last night and had the sense to put my keys in my shoe before I got too drunk and....gotdammit.
Hit it for the video.
The Bike to Destroy All Bikes [gizmodo]
Thanks to Volume+ and Blaqk Panda, who don't need monster bikes because they're ghost riders.