Yes, Of Course: Bacon-Flavored Hot Sauce
Listen: I love hot sauce as much as the next guy with a fiery o-ring, but this whole bacon thing is getting a little out of hand. I mean, come on -- bacon-flavored hot sauce? THAT SHIT SOUNDS DELICIOUS, AMIRITE?! Jesus why didn't someone think of this sooner? And don't tell me that dog in the baked bean commercials ate the secret family recipe either or I'll shoot bean-y, good for my heart flames out my buttcheeks. God I feel better now. You know, we should have beans for lunch. And dinner. (See what I did there?)
Thanks to Matt, who once put bacon hot sauce in a Bloody Mary and had the best brunch ever.