I Don't Get It, I Really Don't: iPhone Ballz
Damn, how sexy is that?! If you answered, "wow, not one bit, I think I even vomited a little", congratulations, you might still have some taste and decency after all. I always thought iPhones were feminine anyways with their smooth lines and all. No, the last phone made with any REAL balls was my old Pronto pager. That thing was a hoss! Besides, what happens if you accidentally lick your iPhone's balls when you're making a call? You look super gay.
Well ... this just disturbs the piss out of me. [hothotjapanhot]
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iPhone balls? [buzzfeed]
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