UPDATED: What The Hell Did I Just Watch: Mortal Kombat: Rebirth
Note: Video is after the jump for fear of accidentally FATALITY-ING your ass all over the front page.
This is a video making its way around the interwebs that appears to be an 8-minute trailer for an upcoming Mortal Kombat movie. Oooooor it may be some viral marketing for a new Mortal Kombat game. Which is it? I have no idea. It is incredibly well made though. Plus Reptile eats people's heads. Sick! Kidding, it's not any worse than a dog licking it's own a-hole. *ahem* CHLOE! Gimme kissies.
UPDATE: Looks like it's actually a movie. Well, a PITCH for a movie. Per Jeri Ryan (of Star Trek Voyager fame), who played Sonja Blade:
It's not a game trailer. Actually was made for the director to sell WB on his vision for a reimagined MK film. I did it as a favor to a friend. No idea yet what WB's reaction to it was. And I'm not sure how you can contact WB...to push them to make it.
Eight minutes of worthwhile billable time awaits you after the jump. FINISH IT!
Be sure to watch in full-HD if your netbook can handle it.
Thanks to Roy, Jay3000, Rodrigo Cervantes, Furhan, Bill, redrumtd, Kent and ChickenNoodo, who memorized every fatality, babality, animality, brutality and friendship because they really enjoy humiliating their opponents. Damn, you guys are cold! I'm talking -- wait for it, wait for it -- Sub-Zero.
Thanks to Leah for the update, I had already managed to drink away the memories of everything I posted yesterday.