This Is Zach, He Better Win That Oprah Show

Note: Video is after the jump because something about Oprah sucking.

For those of you who haven't already seen, this is Zach. Zach has cerebral palsy and is bound to a wheelchair but is funnier and better attitude'd than every single person I know with fully-functional legs (plus those with peg-legs). He's competing in Oprah's 'Your Own Show' contest which grants the winner their own television show. Zach wants to do a travel one. Oh God please win. I'd push you to the end of the earth and back!

Wheelchair-bound lady magnet Zach, discusses his many talents and idea for a TV show designed to inspire people who never thought they could travel. Join Zach as he globe-trots to some of the most notoriously inaccessible locations and embraces the spontaneous nature of world travel! No matter what the obstacle, he'll face every bump in the road with a smile.

Great job, Zach. I don't really watch TV (The Hills excluded), but I'd definitely tune in to check it out. The last travel show I watched was all about some chubby asshat traveling the globe eating the grossest things he could find. I'm talking bird brains and snake dicks. So don't do that.

Hit it for Zach's worthwhile 3-minute audition, and a link to the vote page.

Zach's Audition On The Official 'Your Own Show' Voting Site

Thanks to rob, Alex, chris, Alicia, The Loch Mess Cookie Monster and grant, who agree any other show in the running is bound to suck ass.

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