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Zombie + Stormtrooper = Deathtrooper?

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Want a 1/6 scale Deathtrooper bust? Me neither. But I would take a 1/6 scale zombie Leia bust, I don't care if her boobs are rotting off or not. Kidding, that's disgusting. But not disgusting enough to not sleep with at night!

Nothing can prepare the galaxy for what lies waiting aboard a seemingly abandoned, derelict Star Destroyer. Amidst its vast creaking emptiness the unknown is lurking and the dead are slowly rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.


This elite Stormtrooper is infected with more than just the dark side. At 6.5 inches this remarkably horrifying 1/6th scale mini-bust is crafted in heavy, high quality polystone, featuring detachable armour plates revealing the morbid decay of the Imperial walking dead.

I didn't actually read any of that. Pre-order now for ~$95 and your undead trooper will ship mid-November. By which point you'll have forgotten you ever ordered it in the first place, and kick yourself for thinking it was a good idea. Then me kicking you because you made it look so fun.

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Thanks to St Cup o' Water, second in command only to St Cup o' Noodle.

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  • Michael

    I want wolverines claws, you belligerent bastards. Revealing the unknown Imperial craft. There are scientific restrictions. You study the Metallurgic Magnets tactical light in space, or not, you disgusting rotters.

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