Fun Awful: An Underwater Pogo Stick
This is the only pogo stick designed for use in swimming pools that allows you to perform a variety of waterborne stunts as you bounce off walls or bottoms. A rigid ball filled with water fits into the non-slip footrest, providing responsive push-off when compressed against a pool's floor with your body weight, enabling you to splash effortlessly in shallower water and bound powerfully through deeper water. The stick is made from heavy-duty ABS plastic with two rubber handlebars for a firm grip. For use with in-ground pools with solid surfaces
Oh man, just imagine
the hours of enjoyment actually having a good time playing with this thing. Impossible, isn't it? It is. And so is looking into my eyes and not getting wet.
Hammacher Shlemmer Product Site (surprise, surprise)
The Sub Jumpa: The first and last Underwater Pogo Stick [onemoregadget]
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who doesn't need a pogo stick to have a good time in the water -- just a shit-ton of pool noodles.